femdom idiot logic: feminine = low status
I wonder what she covers her pussy with then? If panties are inherently humiliating, does that mean she’s humiliated when she wears panties? Has she just existed in a state of default humiliation since...

femdom idiot logic: feminine = low status

I wonder what she covers her pussy with then? If panties are inherently humiliating, does that mean she’s humiliated when she wears panties? Has she just existed in a state of default humiliation since childhood? If he puts on boxers, does all of her authority just go poof? What happens when they’re BOTH wearing panties? What then?? This is so confusing!! 

xspanked-masters-petx:
“ “Once you familiarize yourself with the chains of bondage, you prepare your own limbs to wear them.” ~ Abraham Lincoln
”
What… the…?
Uh. Pretty sure you’re not understanding that quote.
Wow.
*smh*

xspanked-masters-petx:

“Once you familiarize yourself with the chains of bondage, you prepare your own limbs to wear them.”  ~ Abraham Lincoln

What… the…?
Uh. Pretty sure you’re not understanding that quote.

Wow.
*smh*
lion-hotcat:
“  femdomhotwifecuckoldinterracial:
“  All men have a penis. Not all men have a cock.
To properly be called a cock, when fully erect, it should be at least as long as his hand… from the end of his wrist to the end of his longest finger....

lion-hotcat:

femdomhotwifecuckoldinterracial:

All men have a penis. Not all men have a cock.

To properly be called a cock, when fully erect, it should be at least as long as his hand… from the end of his wrist to the end of his longest finger. And it should be at least as thick around as the circle formed when the tip of his longest finger touches the tip of his thumb. Otherwise, it’s just a penis.

Women prefer cock over penis. They prefer big cock over cock. They prefer penis over small penis.

Women will travel for cock. They won’t travel for penis.

A man can make love to a woman with a penis. But he can’t fuck her with it.

No woman ever went home sore between her legs after being with a man with a penis.

Women don’t brag to their girlfriends about their boyfriend’s penis. When they brag, it’s about his cock.

A woman, for various reasons, might marry a man with a penis, and love him forever. But sexually, she will always lust for a man with a cock.

A woman married to a man with a cock will almost never cheat on him with a man with a penis. If she cheats on him, it will be with another man with a cock.

A woman married to a man with a penis will inevitably cheat on him with a man with a cock, particularly if he has a small penis (four inches or less). If she does it without her cuckold husband knowing about it, she’s cheating. If she does it with her husband’s knowledge and approval (or at least his tolerance), she’s a Hotwife.

Only 35% of white men have a cock. Most of them have a penis. With black men, it’s almost exactly the opposite: 78% of them have a cock, while only 22% of them have a penis. The percentages for Hispanic men are pretty close to that of white men. The percentage of Asian men with cocks is less than 18%. A high percentage of Asian men have small penis (less than four inches fully erect).

Men with big cocks (over eight inches fully erect) are rare and high prized by women. Among women, they are talked about a lot. In small/close communities (on campus, the health club, at the office), all of the women know who they are.

Sex with men with big cocks is highly addicting. Big black cock, in particular, is like crack to a white woman. After a woman has experienced sex with a man with a big cock, she will almost never go back to penis. Unless she’s married, and for whatever reason, she doesn’t want to end the marriage.

If you ever see a man somewhere who is not very good looking, and not very successful, yet seems to have women flirting with him a the time… it’s because he has a big cock, and the women know it.

Men with a small penis, under four inches fully erect, are extremely self-conscious about it, and are likely to have a chronic masturbation problem. For all three reasons, they usually have a great deal of difficulty meeting and keeping attractive women, unless they are wealthy and successful, or have some other extraordinary talent (musician, artist, writer, etc).

Women married to men with a penis tend to be sexually frustrated. Women married to men with a cock enjoy a high level of sexual satisfaction.

Men with cocks tend to be dominant and confident. Men with a penis tend to be more submissive and unsure of themselves. Men with big cocks are often arrogant bastards.

Men with a penis tend to be better at performing oral sex on a woman, and enjoy doing it. Men with a cock tend to not be as good at it, and enjoy it less.

Men with a cock get a lot more blowjobs than men with a penis.

Male chastity devices are made for a penis. There are no chastity devices made for cocks.

Like my husband, this man is handsome and muscular, but he clearly fails the cock size test.

Well said.

the-dark-side-of-the-room:
“    OMFG last straw!! This nonsensical TumblrNSFW philosophizing has got. To stop!!
Seriously. It takes a bit of time and effort to put these posts together, and yet all too often, it’s like they spend no time at all...

the-dark-side-of-the-room:

OMFG last straw!! This nonsensical TumblrNSFW philosophizing has got. To stop!!

Seriously. It takes a bit of time and effort to put these posts together, and yet all too often, it’s like they spend no time at all making them make sense

Really? Fuck her…

  • face (how… sweet. but okay, w’evz)
  • pussy (okay)
  • cunt (redundant, but okay)
  • mouth (redundant, but way nicer than “face,” so thanks)
  • holes (I feel like we’ve covered this…?)
  • soul (wait… what?)
  • ass (okay, we have def covered this)
  • skull (whoawhoawhoawhoa. hold up. what?)
  • brains (um…???)

Oh but, not her heart, tho!!

But remember: open fuckseason on her soul. Soulfuck away! 

???

Oh, LOL. The source!— welp, that explains that! I happen to know that this is just par for his nonsensicalrepetitiverepetitiveold-n-cornyvaguely creepyessentialistdid I mention creepy?! course.

And you know what the worst part is? The worst part is… this guy is probably among the better of his ilk. Yeah! This is like, isn’t even as bad as it could be! Compared to some of the other hair-raising, faith-in-education-destroying, now-I-need-a-shower blogs I see. So yeah. I’m only picking on this particular guy because A) his most nonsensical shit keeps crossing my dash, and b) I’m in a shitty, barely-controlled-by medication mood. IT GETS MUCH WORSE!

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Gah. You know, I was under the impression that the bdsm cohort was slightly more intelligent than average (or was it just “better educated”? same difference, for this purpose). Personal experience had seemed to confirm this. BUT TUMBLR AFTER DARK REALLY MAKES ME WONDER.

the-dark-side-of-the-room:
“    irishmanatyourservice:
“    I HATE how hot she is.
”
I hate literally everything about this.
Okay, no, not everything. The strap-on, I’m cool with. That is a quality harness. And I’m almost shocked that she’s not...

the-dark-side-of-the-room:

irishmanatyourservice:

I HATE how hot she is.

I hate literally everything about this.

Okay, no, not everything. The strap-on, I’m cool with. That is a quality harness. And I’m almost shocked that she’s not sporting inch-long square-tipped acrylics; that’s nice.

But I hate her pose, her hair and makeup, her smile (?), the fact that she’s looking at the camera with that “smile,” that she’s the exclusive focus/object while he’s reduced to a disembodied armpit, that goddamned caption and its conflation of penetration with humiliation, and the use of the term “little bitch.” Hell, while I’m at it, I’m not exactly loving the Navajo White walls, the Forever21 top (I can feel the polyester from here) or that cheap-ass lampshade, either. In short, fuck this fucking shit. 

THIS IS WHY I TUMBL.

Ohhh yeaaahh, that feels sooo… like nothing at all.
Because that is a chunk of fucking plastic.
But that’s totes cool, cuz I’m not really into physical pleasure— duh, I’m a woman!

Ohhh yeaaahh, that feels sooo… like nothing at all.

Because that is a chunk of fucking plastic.

But that’s totes cool, cuz I’m not really into physical pleasure— duh, I’m a woman!

straponsubsf:
“ Eat my pussy boytoy
”
Ummm… if he can GET to it!!
*lol/smh*

straponsubsf:

Eat my pussy boytoy

Ummm… if he can GET to it!!

*lol/smh*